Bad joke.. really..

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and herthree daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up."Mother Potato?" she said.

"I have an announcement to make.""And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in hereldest daughter's eyes."Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin,

"I'm gettingmarried!"The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed,"Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Kerr pink!""A Kerr pink!" replied Mother Potato with pride.

"Oh, a Kerr pink is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughterspoke up.

"Mother? I, too, have an announcement."
"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said withconviction,
"I, too, am getting married!"
"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy.
"That's wonderful! Twice the goodnews in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Golden wonder!" beamed the middle daughter."A Golden wonder!" said Mother Potato with joy.
"Oh, a Golden wonder is afine tater, a fine tater indeed!"Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plans for thefuture, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? MotherPotato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.
"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin asher eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you,but I am getting married, as well!""Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement.

"All of my lovelydaughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are youmarrying, Youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Micheal O Muircheartaigh!""Micheal O Muircheartaigh?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly.

"But he's justa common tater!"